wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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